ABOUT DEREK…

FULL NAME: Derek Claude Tinkleberry

BIRTH PLACE: Little Dribblepatch

HEIGHT: Just shy of 6 ft (he would be 6 ft, but he’s too shy)

JOB: Folk mouthpiece and tambourine jangler (it is a real instrument) in Folk On

FAVOURITE PASTIMES: Swimming in the village pond, maintaining the village green and slug eradication

FAVOURITE PLACE: The duck island in the middle of the village pond

VIEWS ON WORLD ISSUES: It’s hard to see, there’s a tree in the way

BEST PARTY TRICK: He can make himself disappear

COMMON DEREKISM: “You knows it!”